BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

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Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5698	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	432
Ores Mined:	9161	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	195
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	6820	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	9373	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9221

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7716
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Items Found:	7671
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3450
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!