BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	892	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	933065
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4327	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5979	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4435
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.