20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9832 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2311 |
| Crops Grown: | 4938 | Emeralds Found: | 6610 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8580 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 111 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4518 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 35 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
