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SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Dragon Eggs Found:	2383
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crops Grown:	2555
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2110	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3325	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2390
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6