Welcome to our totally not insane Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the gender war in the real world? Well, in our server, we don’t care if you’re a boy, girl, or even a creeper in disguise! As long as you can swing a pickaxe and build a killer castle, you’re welcome here.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been stealing all the diamonds and causing chaos in the land. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a disgruntled ex-player who got banned for griefing. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the iron golems. Will you join their rebellion and fight for villager rights? Or will you side with the golems and crush the uprising?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs gender wars when you can have epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans with your fellow players? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone can just be human…or whatever they want to be!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ores Mined: 8296 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP

    Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the political landscape is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Imagine a world where football is no longer ruled by seasoned pros, but by a group of 17-year-old twinks who kick butt on the field and in the voting booth.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between rival factions led by these young football phenoms. Will they use their power for good or for evil? Only time will tell as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Want to join their ranks and become a master of the elements? Just watch out for the mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic football showdowns, and llama-riding wizards all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

    Anarchy, gopniks, gold, gypsies – you will find all this on TUSA!

    Minecraft is a game that has become a true cultural phenomenon, and one of its most exciting aspects is its multiplayer servers. Servers provide players with a unique opportunity to interact with each other, build, explore and participate in various game modes. In this article, we’ll take a closer look at how Minecraft servers work, the different types of servers, and what makes them so popular among players.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Covid Craft Minecraft Server

    Covid Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

    Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

    Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy
    Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

    ”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

    Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

    ”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

    Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

    ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

    Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

    ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Sky Trails Minecraft Server

    Sky Trails Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

    Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

    Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

    Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

    McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 795441 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

    Loli Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

    RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

    /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

    Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

    But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

    So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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