All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

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Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls, retro games, and chuuni seiso girls with pre-game zatsu! We’ve got gremlin imoutos, soulslikes, and horror games that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. Plus, our dorky weird girl hosts collabs, retro games, and ASMR that will send tingles down your spine. And let’s not forget about our chuuni tsundere who loves card games, karaoke, and drawing like Picasso on a caffeine high. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2085	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Chess Master – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things can get a little… Jekyll and Hyde! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your crafting skills).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with Russian forces storming cities, Trump blaming Zelensky for starting wars, and mass evacuations that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP Mumble Mastermind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Buster server Minecraft

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Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	3459

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of touching grass alone? Do you yearn for the thrill of touching grass with others by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to touching grass together!

Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.

But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Glitchy Pixel – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

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Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7199

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5