Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Al-Andalus, AlAndaLOLs, BottomLa Lumière Éteinte, browned.com, conquests, creeper, explosions, Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman, Iberians, La Créature de France, LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, Moorish, RightSp*niard

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8413	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Towns Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4551	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	9197
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6497

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Animals Bred:	56
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Emeralds Found:	5606	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	3506
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	8835	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8750	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7727	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Votes:	8809
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	619	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6406
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

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