BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	7005	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3186	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5992	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	117
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3638	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7958

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1862	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3221	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

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