▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

MEGAP.MCMCMC.RU

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
New Chunks Explored:	562035	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crops Grown:	4130	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1701	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9671
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	80	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Emeralds Found:	878
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1628
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	36	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7275	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1130

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Animals Bred:	79
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4083	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
New Chunks Explored:	606584	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6983	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!