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CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Farms Harvested:	926
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Items Found:	4849	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Farms Harvested:	964
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	7793	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	997	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4642	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	7263	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2