Egg Yolk Sisters is about to celebrate its 10th anniversary!
The Minecraft server is newly opened and welcome to join the game!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
