Egg Yolk Sisters is about to celebrate its 10th anniversary!
The Minecraft server is newly opened and welcome to join the game!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5641 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 803890 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 374 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
