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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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