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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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