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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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