Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Emeralds Found: 2158
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8880 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9365 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Zombie Dances: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 New Chunks Explored: 583430
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Runes Activated: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Crops Grown: 7949 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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