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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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