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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Villages Defended: 13
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

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