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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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