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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Villages Defended: 16
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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