Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Alien Abductions: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Towns Built: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers