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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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