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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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