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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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