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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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