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Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creepers Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2597	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2189	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1578
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	6390	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1