Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Magic Items Found: 8010 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1703 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

    GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Emeralds Found: 5251
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

    Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

    CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Falling into the Void: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

    Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Farms Harvested: 661
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 New Chunks Explored: 650650
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!
    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

    So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocence? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis event and show those monsters who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! How about embarking on an Advanced Quest that will challenge your skills like never before? Part 4 of this quest will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what insane challenges await you next.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a collaboration event with Fate/Grand Order that will blow your mind! Summon your favorite FGO characters and learn with Manga in a way you never thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and challenges await you next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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