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| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
