| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 210 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!
Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 965985 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 126 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Votes: | 8428 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.
2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!
3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4806 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 260 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1285 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.
we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9137 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8515 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 189 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 689204 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8842 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9900 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9445 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
