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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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