Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	3272

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1345	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1003
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5835	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3