so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 27

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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