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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Dimension Hops: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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