so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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