so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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