so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Emeralds Found: 2239
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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