so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 158

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9674
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2294 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5934
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6700 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Animals Bred: 39
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1126 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Crops Grown: 4182
    Farms Harvested: 736 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 479019
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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