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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2139 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
