X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchantments Applied:	192
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5540	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Votes:	6499
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	3821	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	69	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	191

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3412	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Farms Harvested:	718
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2236	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ores Mined:	7096