Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 160
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 New Chunks Explored: 771654
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Crops Grown: 5548
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 228 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Potions Brewed: 92

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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