Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchantments Applied:	268

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3316
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6354	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9219
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6589	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	8570	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3