Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

    Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

    Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FlatmateFriendMCServer

    FlatmateFriendMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 122 Crops Grown: 1510

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MILsFaultMC

    MILsFaultMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

    Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

    Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RelaxingParents SMP

    RelaxingParents SMP
    Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

    BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

    CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left
    join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Whale Watchers in Canada

    Whale Watchers in Canada
    so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Crops Grown: 8007 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Alathra? To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
    Can I create my own town or city? Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
    Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
    Are there custom features on Alathra? Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

    So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

    Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyWeddingBestMan

    CraftyWeddingBestMan
    Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

    Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

    OddlyAttractiveMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyChicksMC

    CraftyChicksMC
    Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

    Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCreeperCo

    CraftyCreeperCo
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Towns Built: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

    Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

    You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Animals Bred: 120 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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