Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
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