Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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