Wiki Craft Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1260
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchantments Applied:	82	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6376

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2277	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	117519	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”