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H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Emeralds Found:	273	Void Gems Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3155	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

SphereMC

6GB, Active, allthepmods, Community, Curseforge, Dedicated, Discord, Download, Inspired, Join, members, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Recommendation, Server, SphereMC

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

SphereMC is a quality dedicated Minecraft server running the All the Mods 10 modpack. The server has an active community and is currently on version 1.21.1 using NeoForge.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started as a private pack for friends and has grown to include a mix of popular and newer/lesser-known mods.
All the Mods 10 uses NeoForge and is constantly updated with new mods for stability and variety.
While it doesn’t contain all the mods, the pack aims to offer a wide range of gameplay experiences.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server version and modpack being used?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.21.1 with the All the Mods 10 modpack.

Q: What is the RAM recommendation for joining the server?

A: We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay on the server.

Q: How can I join the server and community?

A: You can join SphereMC and be part of the community by joining our Discord server here.

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Cosmic Harmony 1.21.2

1.21.2, Asahina-san, Cosmic, couldnt, GLAD, Goodbye, Harmony, haruhi, Itsuki, Keep, Koizumi, Kyon, looking, mean, Mikuru, Say, Seat, Shout, sister, Sorry., Struggling, suzumiya, waving

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Kyon’s emotional rollercoaster! Experience the drama of waving goodbye to your friends in-game, just like Kyon did to Suzumiya and Itsuki. But don’t worry, you can still have fun with Asahina-san waving to you while you struggle to sit your sister down. It’s a chaotic mess just like Kyon’s feelings towards his friends. So come join us for a crazy time that will leave you questioning everything, just like Kyon!

NephewNotFound Minecraft Server

Attorney, Baby name, child, christmas, corrected, favorite people, formal, Frankie, FranklinDelano, Identical twin, liv, Minecraft, NephewNotFound, not get along, Olivia, phallic nickname, pretentious, refuse to call nephew by name, Server, technically related, WIBTA, william, Willie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5944
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by the name of a baby. With a husband who insists on calling the baby FranklinDelano and a wife who only wants to call him Frankie, the tension is higher than a creeper about to explode.

Will you choose sides and join Team Frankie or Team FranklinDelano? Only on our server will you find such intense family drama that even Shakespeare would be jealous.

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama never stops!

BodaciousBantaCraft

BodaciousBantaCraft, body image, body positivity, body size, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort levels, Conversations, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, health, Insecurities, Insecurity, lifestyle changes, obesity, personal struggles, private details, self improvement, sharing, weight loss

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond over insecurities and struggles? Look no further! Join our server where we discuss body size, insecurities, and struggles while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Whether you’re 5’4″ or 7’2″, 200lbs or 400lbs, we welcome all body sizes and shapes. Share your struggles with finding the perfect armor fit or how your character’s hip dips are affecting their agility in battle.

Our server is a safe space for all players to open up about their bodies and insecurities while enjoying the game. Plus, we have special armor sets designed to fit every body type perfectly!

Join now for a supportive community, epic adventures, and the best armor customization options you’ve ever seen. Let’s build a world where body positivity reigns supreme, one block at a time!

SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

awkward encounters, cheesy pickup lines, Communication, cringeworthy pickup lines, DATING, dating advice, dating tips, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, funny stories, humor, line, love life, pickup, pickup lines, relationships, SmoothCraft, smp, Social Skills, successful flirting, successful pickup lines, Wins, WORST, worst pickup lines

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	5637
Emeralds Found:	8694	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

cringe-worthy outfits, cringeworthy fashion trends, embarrassing fashion, Fails, fashion, fashion atrocities, fashion blunders, fashion crimes, fashion disasters, fashion don’ts, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion horrors, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion tragedies, Funnies, PixelThreads, regrettable fashion choices, style mistakes, tacky fashion, worst fashion trend

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

Allowed, criticism, KimJongCraft, North Korea, rogue state, Rogues, rubio, Trump government

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

air pollution, BlockyLungCancerRise, cancer deaths, carcinogens, causal factors, cigarettes, diagnoses, environmental factors, health risks, healthcare disparities, lung cancer, lung health, never-smokers, NeverSmokers, non-smokers, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory diseases, STUDIES, tobacco, worldwide

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3318
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

Infinity Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, Infinity, Minigames, Network, PvP, Realms

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Overview

Server Name	Infinity Realms
Server IP	play.infinity-realms.com
Realms	Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock
Discord	Available on the server

FAQ

Q: What type of server is Infinity Realms?

A: Infinity Realms is a community that primarily hosts Vanilla with several realms including Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock and soon modpacks.

Q: How can I receive a free crate key?

A: If you join from here, let us know and you’ll receive a free crate key of the highest tier in any server of your choice.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is active and available on the server.

Gura Collab Justice 1.20.6

1.20.6, advent, Anime, collab, collaboration, Community, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, gura, hololive, IDOLS, Justice, ONLINE, streaming, virtual, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, even Gura from Hololive collabed with 2 Justice members before anyone from Advent did! Like, what even is reality anymore, man? Join this server and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the craziest collabs in Minecraft history, yo!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5