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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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