Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Buildings Constructed: 23 Holy Grails Found: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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