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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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