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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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